y wife is slowly converting me to be a fan of the Arkansas Razorbacks. For additional encouragement, Grandma Howard refused to mention my name for a year for merely speaking the words "Texas will slaughter Arkansas," which was my prediction for the 2003 Arkansas vs. Texas game. To get a full appreciation of the episode, imagine two Forum members, (in)famous poster WindyCityBlue and Jrutledge conversing with each other ... live and in person! Anyway, Arkansas fan? It is in my best interests to be one. 

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